Saw this book at Sam’s Club tonight.

Thought to myself, “Hah! If *I* wrote that book it’d be two chapters long:

CHAPTER ONE: Why We Get Fat

“We get fat because WE EAT TOO MUCH AND DON’T MOVE AROUND ENOUGH!!!”

CHAPTER TWO: What To Do About It

“Try to QUIT EATING SO DAMN MUCH AND GET OFF YOUR FAT ASS!!!”

This might be why my writing attempts have fizzled in the past.