or is benjamin linus really jon weatherly?
linus: the leader of The Others
weatherly: refers to the other CCU profs as “those others”
linus: buggy eyed
weatherly: bugs eyes out at incredulous statements
linus: condescendingly sarcastic
weatherly: well, duh
linus: asks cryptic questions that rarely get answers from dumbfounded captives
weatherly: asks cryptic questions that dumb students don’t know the answers to
linus: is cruel to his captives
weatherly: routinely abuses students trapped in his courses
linus: uses classical conditioning to train his captives and underlings
weatherly: uses classical conditioning to train his students and underlings
linus: always has a way out planned in case of emergency
weatherly: thinks several steps ahead of the present situation “just in case”
linus: has lived his whole life on an island
weatherly: thinks he is an island unto himself
linus: ends up in Tunisia
weatherly: likes dizzy gillespie’s A Night in Tunisia
linus: frequently uses aliases such as henry gale and dean moriarty
weatherly: frequently uses aliases such as SWNID and michael j. fox
linus: captured, imprisoned, and attempted to brainwash his daughter’s boyfriend to end the relationship
weatherly: promises much of the same for any boy trifling with his daughter
uncanny similarities.


thanks for semi-ruining lost for me scott.
tunisia?! really?
don’t answer that.
from the early 90′s “Bultman HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!”
EBQ