after a particularly ridiculous couple of days dealing with student and administration behavior that threatened to send me over the edge (and some might say actually did at a couple points), i sat down this afternoon and realized that the only way i would be able to drag myself back into that school tomorrow would be to absolutely make fun of / go nuts over the things i am so very pissed off at.
without further ado, i present to you The ____________ Elementary School Teacher Drinking Game.
enjoy. and please remember to educate responsibly: don’t drink and teach.
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I love it! At it is very easy to make accommodations to meet the individual needs of all who play. It will need very little modification and is currently set up in the goal and objective format. It is also full of positive reinforcement. You have created a wonderful, educational game. I would also add to the one shot: The students say “I can’t, you can’t make me, or I don’t careâ€; The students says “give me _____†or “what are you going to give me if I do my work/behaveâ€.
OMG I never thought I’d make it to a drinking game!!! Now my quest is OVER, O-V-E-R. What higher calling IS there, anyway?