Monthly Archives: April 2007

public service

it was early morning one weekday seventeen years ago that it happened.

there was a chill in the air, a crispness that doesn’t freeze you to the bone, but it’ll brace your face when you walk outside from the womb-like warmth of your toasty bed and apartment. i noted the bright sun shining on my frozen breath as i got into betty’s car for the long drive to columbus.

betty was old even back then. she was an antagonistic, warm, funny, deaf crusader for the disabled whom i had hooked up with the previous year. she had been in charge of a group for hearing impaired individuals and i was on my way to learning about my own disability. she dragged me along to functions and hearings in the area that would bring about change, making life easier for those with physical impairments and challenges.

as we drove north on I-71 i couldn’t help but notice that she was in the fast lane. why couldn’t i help noticing this? the myriad of cars passing us on the right side, cursing at us, giving us the finger and glaring evil, menacing looks through their rolled up windows.

“betty,” i began, “why are you in the fast lane driving 55 miles per hour?”

“why shouldn’t i be in this lane driving 55?” came the reply.

“well, for one thing, all these folks are pretty pissed off who are passing you by. and that middle finger they keep waving at you? that’s not a way of telling you they think you’re number one.”

“scotty.”

and then i knew i was gonna hear it.

“scotty, the speed limit is 55 miles per hour. i don’t think it’s fair that those people think they can drive whatever speed they want to and feel that i should just get out of their way. this is my way of making everyone follow the law! i’m trying to make things safer and remind people that laws are in place for a reason.”

so next time you get stuck behind That Old Woman on the highway driving the speed limit in the fast lane, just remember: they’re providing you a service and a friendly reminder.

and please… don’t tell them they’re number one.

stream of consciousness pt. V

  • i’ve been up and down and all around this past week emotionally. i hate riding the rollercoaster.
  • lise and i have finished the applications for escambia county, florida, school system and the florida teacher certification – now we’re waiting for recommendation letters, college transcripts and other necessary stuff to go through and give us the green light.
  • there are currently about 25 special ed positions open internally at escambia – these positions will be made public around june.
  • working with emotionally disturbed kids has sucked me dry this past year. too much psychology and not enough academics. i’m screwed up enough on my own and deal with enough of my own demons than to try and remain calm and objective with these kids. even if we don’t end up in pensacola this summer, this HAS to be my last school year in an ED / SBH setting. at least for a little while.
  • Xavier is going well but killing me at the same time. it’s too much stuff in the face of all these other things going on. i’m not sleeping well, i’m not eating well, i’m not getting enough time with my mom, my dad, my wife, i’m overwhelmed with paperwork for the move, with getting the house ready, with worrying about what decisions we’re going to have to make if we can’t get this house listed and sold in enough time before the school year starts in florida (august 9), the grass isn’t getting cut, and the dog is depressed. i’m worn out and having a problem giving a damn about grad school. keeping the important things at the top has been a losing battle.
  • the basement is starting to look a bit better. i’ve been having fun with hydraulic cement, dryloc paint and a 5 gallon bucket of drywall. once i got one wall done and painted, i was floored. i’m only sorry that i waited so long to do it. we weren’t really paying attention to it since we moved in – we just love our house.
  • dad came over and wallpapered the hallway this past week and holy crap – it looks really good!! when i came home and saw the finished job i was thinking, “daanng! maybe we need to wallpaper the whole damn house!” dad, however, vetoed that idea.
  • we took a number of movies (about an hour’s worth) of the beach and the waves down in pensacola so we could play them whenever we needed to be transported back – it’s been fun watching and dreaming about it.
  • the iPod has 8182 songs loaded. top songs? eva cassidy’s cover of “Field of Dreams” – the grateful dead’s “Brokedown Palace” and dido’s “Here With Me” – honorable mentions include norah jones, kt tunstall, jonny lang, natalie merchant, dave matthews and bruce springsteen (his “Nebraska” album is stunning in comparison with some of his sillier “Born In The USA”-era stuff).
  • we recently rented “Stranger Than Fiction” and it was quite captivating. the concept and the idea behind the movie as well as the different perspectives of the characters (“life happens then you die – get used to it” – “yeah, but it’s MY LIFE!!”) and the hilarious narration of the main character’s life (and his response to hearing the narration) – well, only a few movies have caught me like this: Being John Malkovich; Fight Club; Eyes Wide Shut; A.I.; Vanilla Sky; The Fisher King; 12 Monkeys – these are just a few examples. highly recommended movie. if i have the mental wherewithall, i’ll post a bit more about it later. we bought the movie. i had to have it.
  • i’ve gotten several hits over the last month from people searching for information on the FTCE – the Florida Teacher Certification Exam – most of the search strings include something along the lines of “is it easy” – my answer (because i don’t really give it in my earlier post about it) is: it depends.
    • i’m a very good test taker and the test is multiple choice – elimination of two obvious non-answers was easy for me – i took both the K-6 and the ESE exams and passed both.
    • however, i’ve also been in education in one form or another for the last 16 years – there was much in the test that wasn’t real difficult if you’ve been around good teachers and good practices – i’ve been very fortunate to have been taught by the best
    • ALSO, i’ve got an undergrad degree in youth ministry (read: teaching) and 18 grad credits at xavier university in special education.
    • BE WARNED: if you don’t have a background in phonics and foundations of literacy, you’re going to be hurting. both the FTCE K-6 and the FTCE ESE (education of students with exceptionalities) were LOADED with questions regarding literacy, reading and writing processes and phonics education – good books to catch up with in this area include Phonics They Use and Writer’s Workshop – both of these books address most of the literacy questions you’ll encounter.
    • i did not study for the exam – i took a practice test on both of them and decided to go into it blind – i don’t study well for wide-ranging tests like this. i DID, however, buy a study guide (but didn’t use it) and can recommend one in particular: FTCE (REA) by anne price davis. the other helps i saw out there pale in comparison. it’s also better than the $5 test booklet you can get from the state. in fact, i’d say the state test prep book is a waste – it tells you the principles you need to know but doesn’t teach them to you – this book does.
    • feel free to contact me at youthdude at gmail.com and ask me specific questions.
  • as per my usual streams of consciousness, it’s late and i’m dead. g’night.

picturesque pensacola, pt. II

of 700+ pictures taken in pensacola, a couple of them have been posted for viewing.

for some stunning sunsets, scroll down towards the bottom – spectacular show – first two days down there the sunsets were marginal but then the full moon rose behind us, then two later days the sunsets blew our minds! all part of the reason our pensacola ritual involves being on the beach every night as the sun goes down. zow!

“So it goes.”

oy vey.

kurt vonnegut, a man who shares my birthday, is dead.

i can’t blame kurt for my sarcastic skepticism about life and humanity but i will admit that his writing profoundly touched me (and at an early age – i think i read my first vonnegut book back in junior high).

looks like i need a new left-wing, commie-pinko, free-thinking, skeptical humanist to admire. any takers?

crazy guitar-playing beast

i forgot to mention…

just before we left for Pensacola, my dad and i and fellow family member greg went to see G3 at the taft theater here in cincinnati.

for the uninitiated, G3 is a touring rock group headed by joe satriani and joined by various guitarists over the years (such as steve vai, yngwie malmsteen, and kenny wayne shepherd, among others). serious guitar wizardry and obviously: guitar gods, depending on whom you ask. this time around, however, the other two guitarists were not known to me – i was sure they’d be good, but c’mon… against satriani, just about everyone sucks.

now, things were getting busy around this time – i was leaving for 2 days in pittsburgh, then back for 3 days and leaving for pensacola for 10 days – this was not a good time for me to spend 4+ hours on a sunday night at what was guaranteed to be the loudest, heaviest concert i’d ever been to. but i wanted to go and be with dad and the thought of seeing joe satriani was nice, too.

i should mention: waaay back when i was in high school, satriani came out with his first album (i always call it the Silver Surfer album, but the actual name of it is surfing with the alien) and it ripped!! this guy was incredible, and i remember hanging with friends who agreed: satriani was the newest guitar god and without question, one of the best.

so, come the night of the concert – we’ve got great seats on the floor. we’re late, but it doesn’t matter – the first of the 3 guys is a no-name who used noise to cover up the fact that he wasn’t that great a guitarist. his drummer had his kit miked in such a way that it was like being defibrillated with each kick of the bass drum. he’s straining and working too hard for my taste.
with the second guy, things were looking up. his name is john petrucci – a guy i later realized i DID know (from the band Dream Theater) – and he was pretty good! all instrumental and pretty kicking. he’s working a bit too hard, too – you know what i mean? he’s, like, fighting his guitar and thinking too hard in the process.
and then.satriani.jpg

oh. my. gosh.

joe satriani comes out and absolutely blows my mind. he’s freaking insane on that guitar. and besides being tight, besides doing every guitar trick in the book, besides having some fat and heavy music, the guy looks like he’s not even thinking about it!! he’s just playing this amazing guitar and doing things to it that i’m pretty sure are illegal in some states, and it looks like he could just be sitting in an overstuffed easy chair watching TV and drinking a beer.

he’s as natural a guitarist as i’ve ever witnessed. and i admit it: i couldn’t believe what i was seeing and hearing.

we coulda skipped the first two guys and just come for him and it’d have been worth the night.

his new album is worth every dime. super colossal. and if you get an opportunity to see him live? don’t miss it.

pensacola housing

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well, our first real disappointment in the move to florida has hit over the last two days. it’s not a roadblock, it’s just a bump.

we looked at houses yesterday and today and things are gonna take a bit longer and require more patience than we thought. while it’s a buyers market here in the area, what the buyer has to choose from is less than exciting. houses are all very similar in appearance and not well kept up (at least in the area we looked and within our pricerange). we’re gonna end up with less house for the money but with a lot more property than we’re used to.

we’re keeping an open mind and aren’t in a HUGE hurry to find something we love anyway – couldn’t afford two mortgages even if we could get approved for another one.

despite this disappointment, we had a great day. got to see more of the area, bought a tiki, sat for a BEAUTIFUL sunset and just had a great time.

crazy in pensacola

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insane day in florida today. met with the teacher recruiter for escambia county, florida – we thought it was going to be a 45 minute meeting with him to get basic information and introduce ourselves, etc. and it turned out to take all afternoon with lise meeting the art dept chair, i met one of the folks from the special ed dept, we met and talked with certification dept people and personnel folks – the bottom line?
i was told that i get to write my own ticket 9as far as what i want to teach in special ed, and lise was told that there are 12 positions currently open in the art dept.
and we were encouraged, met with much friendly and helpful attitudes and told to come on down – jobs are here for us.

how do we feel?

overwhelmed, to say the least. excited, too. this definitely made things more real than ever. and more scary.