confession: your butt is driving me nuts
On March 11th, 2007 | Filed under insanity, stories | 
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for many years i’ve harbored a powerful secret desire:
when i’m stopped at a red light and the person in front of me throws a cigarette butt out the window because they’re too damn lazy to put it out in their car and throw it away like a normal member of the human race, i can barely stop myself from getting out of my car, walking over, picking up the butt, throwing it back into the person’s open window and saying, “i think you dropped that.”
and then driving off.
